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Can't Fix Stupid

SKU: 28664-000003

$26.45
$26.45
  • Front shot of Can't Fix Stupid Black Matte Windproof Lighter standing at a 3/4 angle
  • Front shot of Can't Fix Stupid Black Matte Windproof Lighter
  • Can't Fix Stupid Black Matte Windproof Lighter with its lid open and lit
  • Can't Fix Stupid Black Matte Windproof Lighter lit in hand
  • Can't Fix Stupid Black Matte Windproof Lighter in its packaging

Get a laugh with this “Can't fix stupid” black matte windproof lighter. Comes packaged in a gift box. For optimal performance, fill with Zippo lighter fuel.

  • Genuine Zippo windproof lighter with distinctive Zippo "click"
  • All metal construction; windproof design works virtually anywhere
  • Refillable for a lifetime of use; For optimum performance, we recommend genuine Zippo premium lighter fluid, flints, and wicks.
  • Made in USA; Lifetime guarantee that "it works or we fix it free™"
  • Fuel: Zippo lighter fuel (sold separately)

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Made In USA Icon Zippo 3-2-3 Chimney Pattern Zippo Click Icon - Click To Hear

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Sayings Lighters

Sayings Lighters

Express yourself with a lighter from this bold collection. The sayings lighters are created using two of Zippo's imprint methods; laser engrave and color image. These unique designs have been placed on six different lighter cases; Brushed Chrome, High Polish Blue, Black Matte, Meadow, Orange Matte, and Neon Pink.

All Zippo windproof lighters are American made in our Bradford, PA factory.


Beer 30 Lighter

Color Image

State-of-the-art printing methods allow Zippo to imprint multiple spot colors or full-color photogenic representations.


Laser Engrave

Computer programmed to generate an accurate replication of your imprint.

Color Image Sayings Lighters

Characteristics

  • Refillable
  • Windproof
  • Made in USA
  • Lifetime Guarantee

Features:

Sayings Case

Case

Standard case shape featuring rounded corners and top with a flat bottom. A five-barrel hinge joins the top and the bottom.

Insert

Insert

Standard insert with 16 holes in the chimney (8 per side).

Bottom stamp

Bottom Stamp

Bottom stamp with Zippo logo from the period authenticates these lighters as genuine Zippo.

Sayings Packaging

Packaging

Unless otherwise stated, every Zippo windproof lighter is packaged in the 'one box'. The patented 'one box' is attractive, easy to handle, and designed to display more of the lighter than ever.

 

Slim Case Classic Case 1935 Replica Case Vintage Case 1941 Replica Lighter Armor Case
Slim Lighter Classic Lighter 1935 Replica Lighter Vintage Lighter 1941 Replica Lighter Armor Lighter
Length 1.13" 1.50"  1.44"  1.44"  1.50"  1.50" 
Width 0.38"   0.5" W  0.5"  0.5"  0.5"   0.5" 
Height 2.38"  2.25"  2.06"  2.38"  2.19"  2.25" 
Weight 1.5 oz. 2.0 oz. 2.0 oz. 2.0 oz. 2.0 oz. 2.4 oz.
Packaging 'One Box' 'One Box' 'One Box' with silver foil lid 'One Box' with special 'Vintage' I-card 'One Box' wtih silver foil lid 'One Box'
Lifetime Guarantee

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